Cheese crackers are a waste of time and money. Having a girlfiriend is just about as important as having pocket lint. People are people, and people are douches. If someone treats you like shit, it means they don't like you. At all. No matter how nice they seem sometimes, if they treat you like shit most of the time it means that's what you are to them. Don't bother trying to make them like you, because it's a waste of time and energy. Sometimes people won't like you. And if you're like me, people don't generally like you. Soooo... that means you can either 1. Go emo 2. Try to make people like you (doesn't work) 3. Turn into a hermit and live in a remote location somewhere in the world ( my plan ). Life sucks, but it can also be pretty sweet. Focus on the sweet parts, and you'll generally be less of a bitch. People like it when you're less of a bitch, so focus on the good parts. Don't go looking a for a girlfriend, or a boyfriend. When you do, you wake up in a tub of ice with one less kidney and a note that says to call 911. When you take pictures for myspace or xanga, try not to look like a retard. Seriously, raising your eyebrows and puckering your lips doesn't make you look hot... it makes you look like a dumbass. Sometimes you can just let loose and act retarded in public. If there's one thing I've learned from Michael Fernandez, it's that you'll probably never see these people ever again so there's no reason to inhibit yourself to look 'cool' in front of them. There's nothing wrong with being fat There's nothing wrong with being skinny But if there's one thing I've learned from people of both categories is that people who are fat want to be skinny want to be fat, and that people who are skinny want to be fat. But in the end it doesn't really matter seeing as how all of it's just gonna rot away in less than a century. Don't try too hard. Nobody really cares. BUT HEY! What the fuck do I know? I follow all that stuff and look at me now? xD | 
